Sunday, 15 August 2010

Dad's Horrendous Hawaiiain Shirt: A Case For The Fashion Police

Omg! My dad must have the worst fashion sense in the entire world!

SERIOUSLY.
It's a joke.

I didn't think it could get any worse after the other day when he wore a yellow t-shirt team with yellow checked shorts, but oh my it got waaaay worse today!

Yes, when strolling down the local seafront, he happened to meet some surfers on a market stall and they devilishly convinced him to part with five of his precious English pounds on a Hawaiian shirt.

I know you may think I'm being dramatic, but I'm really not. This thing is absolutely hideous. It's made out of material that is just a bit thicker than paper and is the most disgusting shade of blue. Also, it actually looks like a tent on him as he has the kind of figure that is all beer belly and no legs.

It really is tragic.

Someone call the Fashion Police... A.S.A.P!!

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