Hello blog,
guess what, I'm ill... AGAIN!
Shocking huh?
Hmm... not so much.
Yes, once again I am literally bed-ridden due to some sort of horrible bug. It's actually rediculous. I mean, I feel fine for like 2 days, and then suddenly it's back again! It's crazy!
You see, I was all bunged up last week (as every other week) and then luckily I was alright at the weekend, but yeh Monday comes around and I'm f-ing sneezing and coughing again!
It's like my body literally doesn't want me to attend Uni. I mean, I wouldn't mind and all, but like I really don't wanna fail considering this year has cost me £6,000 and I would actually like to get to know some of my coursemates better. It feels like I'm never there!
To be fair, this weeks illness could be down to a heavy weekend. You see, I went out on Sat night and got MEGA drunk. Like 'forget your life' drunk. It was shameful. And not only that, I ended up in a police station! (I know :0)
You see I was all fine, was drunk, but not TOO drunk- like not outta my face, but then someone gave me copius amounts of wine and me being me downed it all and then I literally remember nothing accept for my Mum's floating head picking me up from a police station.
Literally right I woke up in the morning like 'How the fuck did I get home?' then suddenly remembered the police station and panicked.
I phoned my friends straight away and they were all laughing at me, but I was still really scared about what I did. I phoned another mate and she told me that I was flirting with her boyfriend and got with his friend.
I felt awful becuase that's not even like me, coming on to a friends guy and I couldn't believe I didn't even remember getting with someone!
Anyway, I got off the phone to them and prepared myself to go outta my room. I could hear my rents doing their morning routines and was really worried that they'd be mad at me.
I hastily left my room and went into my Mum's room. She stared at me as I asked her 'umm, what happened last night?' She told me that I 'absconded a taxi without paying' and carried on to say that I got all shouty at the taxi driver, the policeman and her'. I was like proper shocked, I mean, how could I not remember it??
But anyway I just said 'I literally don't remember any of it' then laughed. Luckily she laughed with me and I was like 'Whatever, nothing happened from it.'
However, I still had to face my worry-wart Dad who moans about everything, but luckily he just said 'we all make mistakes'.
So, all in all, I got off lightly, and we all had a little joke. But still, underneath there was a part of me that we quite weirded-out by it all still. (P.s. this was all done as me dressed as a punk rocker- lol)
In the words of J-kwon's famous saying: 'Teen drinking is very bad.'
But yeh, won't even be a teen for much longer. Am gonna be the big 2-0 next Mon.
Maybe in my twenties I'll learn how to drink sensibly...
Maybe.
guess what, I'm ill... AGAIN!
Shocking huh?
Hmm... not so much.
Yes, once again I am literally bed-ridden due to some sort of horrible bug. It's actually rediculous. I mean, I feel fine for like 2 days, and then suddenly it's back again! It's crazy!
You see, I was all bunged up last week (as every other week) and then luckily I was alright at the weekend, but yeh Monday comes around and I'm f-ing sneezing and coughing again!
It's like my body literally doesn't want me to attend Uni. I mean, I wouldn't mind and all, but like I really don't wanna fail considering this year has cost me £6,000 and I would actually like to get to know some of my coursemates better. It feels like I'm never there!
To be fair, this weeks illness could be down to a heavy weekend. You see, I went out on Sat night and got MEGA drunk. Like 'forget your life' drunk. It was shameful. And not only that, I ended up in a police station! (I know :0)
You see I was all fine, was drunk, but not TOO drunk- like not outta my face, but then someone gave me copius amounts of wine and me being me downed it all and then I literally remember nothing accept for my Mum's floating head picking me up from a police station.
Literally right I woke up in the morning like 'How the fuck did I get home?' then suddenly remembered the police station and panicked.
I phoned my friends straight away and they were all laughing at me, but I was still really scared about what I did. I phoned another mate and she told me that I was flirting with her boyfriend and got with his friend.
I felt awful becuase that's not even like me, coming on to a friends guy and I couldn't believe I didn't even remember getting with someone!
Anyway, I got off the phone to them and prepared myself to go outta my room. I could hear my rents doing their morning routines and was really worried that they'd be mad at me.
I hastily left my room and went into my Mum's room. She stared at me as I asked her 'umm, what happened last night?' She told me that I 'absconded a taxi without paying' and carried on to say that I got all shouty at the taxi driver, the policeman and her'. I was like proper shocked, I mean, how could I not remember it??
But anyway I just said 'I literally don't remember any of it' then laughed. Luckily she laughed with me and I was like 'Whatever, nothing happened from it.'
However, I still had to face my worry-wart Dad who moans about everything, but luckily he just said 'we all make mistakes'.
So, all in all, I got off lightly, and we all had a little joke. But still, underneath there was a part of me that we quite weirded-out by it all still. (P.s. this was all done as me dressed as a punk rocker- lol)
In the words of J-kwon's famous saying: 'Teen drinking is very bad.'
But yeh, won't even be a teen for much longer. Am gonna be the big 2-0 next Mon.
Maybe in my twenties I'll learn how to drink sensibly...
Maybe.
